Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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