I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever