You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.