So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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