What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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