You just made me feel so damn special
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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