Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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