Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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