Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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