ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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