I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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