Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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