"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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