I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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