i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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