When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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