Sry I called you an 8
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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