I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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