I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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