It's like God shit irony all over that family
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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