Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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