i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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