he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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