ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I have aggressive nipples.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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