ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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