It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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