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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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