My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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its like you know when i get waxed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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