Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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