at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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