4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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