i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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