Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There r osticjed everywhere
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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