you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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