Me too!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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