i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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