doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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