I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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