And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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