If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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