After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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