is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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