He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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