yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Boobs speak an international language.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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