youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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