You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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