are you still at the devil's house?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
