i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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