U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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