somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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