It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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