i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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