dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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