are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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