I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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